The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers drinking game
Slam the glass if there are more than 12 fake "whoosh" sounds accompanying hand movements over the course of the fight.
1/2 sip each time a Ranger does a gratuitous flip.
1/2 sip each time a Ranger flails his or her head around wildly while talking.
1 sip each time Billy uses items found in his garage to build a hand-held device that deeply alters the fabric of space-time.
1 sip for each of Billy's inventions that involve the use of sparklers.
1 sip if she's painted her fingernails; 2 sips if the color isn't pink.
Chug if Trini's fight scenes actually look effective.
1 sip if Trini hugs Kimberly because they're bestest friends always.
Finish the bottle if any two male Power Rangers do this.
1 sip each time first-season Rita makes a long, pointless noise such as "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" just so she'll be saying something while the Japanese actress' mouth is open.
1 sip whenever Rita says any variant of the phrase "Magic Wand, make my monster grow!"
Finish the bottle if it has more than five different words in the lyrics.
2 sips if you wonder how the people of Angel Grove manage to rebuild the skyscrapers so fast.
Chug the bottle if you wonder why they would use cardboard to do it.
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