November 21, 2009
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Old Man Brown

With his earflaps down

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One afternoon I was in the kitchen practicing a fiddle tune. A woman's boisterous chatter arose suddenly in the back alley. I went to the window. It was neighbor Helen shooting the breeze with Old Man Brown. Long, thin, bent, Old Man Brown with his earflaps down, bundled against the spring chill. Toothless, near deaf, standard-issue cane, he was well into his 90s.

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Later, I noticed him poking about in my pile of carpenter's scraps. I went out for a visit.

'Hi, Mr. Brown! What are you looking for?'

'You got a triangle piece of wood?' he rasped.

I yanked out a good-sized corner sliced from a sheet of plywood.

'Too big,' he said.

One by one, I presented him my three-sided scraps. All were scrutinized and rejected. 'Thanks,' he said, and he shuffled off to his tiny stucco cottage.

When the strawberries began to produce, I saw a lot more of Old Man Brown. I would come home and find him sunning his face at the picnic table. He sat half dozing with his head cocked back. His cap had slipped off, revealing the mottled hide that covered his skull.

'Oh?' he exclaimed.

I had said nothing. I handed him his cap. 'Want some tea?' I yelled.

'No. I grew up in Kansas.'

'Want a strawberry?' I caught myself rising from my seat laboriously like he did. Together we hobbled to the strawberry patch and I bent to pick him a few.

'Thanks,' he said, and headed for home with his mouth full.

I invited Old Man Brown to dinner. He came dressed in a brown wool Eisenhower jacket with his machinists union pin on one lapel and on the other a red plastic United Fund feather.

'I used to live here,' he said. 'I built that bathroom.' He pointed out the window. 'See them trees? Planted them 45 years ago.'

'Want some wine?'

He grinned. 'That spaghetti sauce smells good,' he said. 'Reminds me of a stew. Me and my friend were camping. We had a cabin and made a stew. With deer meat and bear meat. Everything. We went out to hunt and when we got back there was a shoe in it.

We ate and drank. I asked him about his union pin. He talked about the work he'd known, about a car he was fond of, a LaSalle, and he showed me a shapshot of two black bears mating beside a shed. 'On government property!' he laughed.

'In 1913, I lived in a tent. My job was to catch wetbacks. I supplied my own carbine... had me a Mexican girl. She always had money. Should have married her... we'd float through El Paso on opium. Jab a pitchfork at the straw bed to scare out the gila monsters... got fired 'cause I didn't catch no one. Forty dollars was what they gave me. Hopped me a freight. Albuquerque freight yard, yardman says, `What you ridin' on, buddy?' And I slip him fifty cents. At night, in the desert, rattlers hug them rails to keep warm. Was times we'd all jump down, bums and all, throw sand on the tracks t' keep from slippin' on them snakes.'

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