Ronnie on Rushmore?
The campaign to remember Reagan -- everywhere
March/April 1999
Utne Reader
Ronald Reagan's conservative revolution may have finally fizzled
last November, when congressional Republicans suffered stunning
losses, but the Gipper himself is hotter than ever. Ronnie-lovers
are quietly foisting the Reagan name on everything from turnpikes
and airports to mountains and trade centers. 'The last 12 months or
so have brought forth an unanticipated wave of rekindled affection
for the old fellow,' writes David Kamp in
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GQ (Oct. 1998),
'as if he were not simply muted by Alzheimer's but long interred,
forgotten about for some years, and then studiously revived by
scholar-fans eager to press his case--rather like Edith Wharton a
few years back.'
Except that Miss Wharton never had an airport named after her,
or a gang of sycophants--like Grover Norquist and his Reagan Legacy
Project--vulgar enough to suggest (seriously) that her likeness be
added to the pantheon of Mount Rushmore presidents. (It's 'maybe 10
years down the road,' Norquist says, 'something we want people to
get used to first.') The ideas are so outrageous it's hard to
distinguish the real proposals from the loopy ones. But go ahead,
give it a try. (The answers are below.)
Quiz
1. The Reagan dime
2. The Reagan Space Center (Houston)
3. Ronald Reagan Strasse (Adjacent to what was the Berlin
Wall)
4. Ronald Reagan Turnpike (Florida)
5. Ronald Reagan Strategic Defense Initiative
6. Ronald Reagan Institute for the Study of Foreign Policy
(Miami)
7. Mount Reagan (New Hampshire)
8. Ronald Reagan National Recreation Area (Utah)
9. Ronald Reagan Workfare Center (Oklahoma City)
10. Ronald Reagan Building and International Trade Center
(Washington, D.C.)
Answers: 1)Yup, Norquist says he wants to knock FDR off the
coin when Social Security is privatized. 2) Sorry, we made this up.
3) This one, too, but it could happen. 4) This has already
happened. 5) A serious proposal--really. If Star Wars is
implemented, there will be a push to name it after Reagan. 6) Jeane
Kirkpatrick could teach here--if we hadn't invented it. 7) Norquist
wants to rename one of the peaks in New Hampshire's Presidential
Range. 8) Visualize acres and acres of RV hookups, drive-ins, and a
corral with ponies for the kids. No trees. Thankfully, nobody's had
the gall to propose such a thing. 9) Or this one. 10) The
second-largest edifice in Washington was dedicated last spring;
Nancy was there.