For the Love of Dog
When dog speaks, man heels
September/October 1999 Issue
By Darryl Ponicsan
The dyslexic believes in dog, and so do I. Blessed be we.
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My dog, Toby, does a handstand, face deep into his bowl, and eats while balanced on his forepaws. I am astonished. I want to call out to someone, verify what I am seeing. Later, I talk about it, but no one believes me. They donít say so, of course, but merely smile and look away. Some day, I am almost sure, he will speak, and his first word will be "No," correcting some gauche behavior on my part. At this very moment, as I type, dog sits upon my lap. When he kisses my chin, I will have to stop and take him outside to confer with Max, the neighborís Labrador.
For those brief periods during which I did not share my life with a dog--college, the navy, grieving the loss of the last one--I felt like a man who had lost the path.
There is nothing of importance man can teach dog. Dog knows. What we painstakingly practice to attain, dog already has--in spades: He is detached from his ego, he accepts what is, every response he makes is the right one--fear, fight, flight, and forget--and he enjoys a good nightís sleep after all.
Though he may have a Web site, dog is not online. He doesnít overspend or work too hard or tell outrageous lies. Rain doesnít stop dog, nor does sun encourage him. Dog has no standard of beauty. Man drips with gold and hides behind a strangerís name--Tommy Hilfiger, say. Dog wears a simple collar. Dog doesnít know when man is naked, doesnít care. The rarest and most exotic of dogs is just another mutt to the dogs he encounters in walking meditation.
Perhaps the most enlightened aspect: For dog the journey is the destination. When dog jumps into the car, he doesnít know or care if he is going to Charlieís house or Chicago, to the park or Panama. He need not know how long he will be gone or what he should pack. How I aspire to be like dog! How sure I am that I will fail!
Dog is a carnivore, without explaining. He farts in public, without apologizing. Dog pukes on your bed and wonders why that upsets you. Man walks behind dog on First Avenue, picking up his droppings in little plastic bags. For that matter, down by the lake, dog rubs his neck in goose shit and looks at you curiously while you wail. Iím covering my scent, idiot. The hunt is on!
Man sits on his porch reading the evening newspaper, bourbon and branch on the armrest. Dogís nose twitches almost imperceptibly and he gets all the news thatís fit to print. Hold the bourbon, pour the branch.
All hail dog. Truly, dog is great. On the overstuffed sofa of life, who could possibly sit above dog? Cat.
Reprinted from Tricycle (Summer 1999). Subscriptions: $24/yr. (4 issues) from Box 2077, Marion, OH 43306.