Bush Family Values Photo Album
March 12, 2003 Issue
By Erin Ferdinand, Utne.com
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky.
They’re all-together ooky. The Bu-ush Family.
White House is their museum. Whenever people see’em,
They want to run and scre-am. The Bu-ush Family.
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Great Grampa Bush
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Stole Geronimo’s skull
Then in World War II, he sold Nazis his fuel
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) That’s what started it all.
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Grandfather Bush
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Ran the Secret Police
He traded in guns, sold Americans drugs
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) And then pardoned his liege!
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) George Jr. and Jeb,
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Both have criminal broods
from misconduct to fraud, they’re all above law
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Nevermind that they’re hoods…
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To write the next verse, visit the Bush Family Values Photo Album and revel in the seamy activities of some of the more obscure members of the First Family.
-Erin Ferdinand
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