A Year in the Life of Lake Oswego, Oregon
(Page 2 of 3)
May / June 2003
Brian Doyle The American Scholar
Man at the bank on State Street reports that a woman in
a red jacket asked him if he thought money was important. Police
search the area but cannot locate the woman.
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Man, age 41, reports that his mother has taken his car
keys and refuses to give them back.
Police pull a man over on Boones Ferry Road and find
these things in his car: three stereos, a black bag, screwdrivers,
flashlights, seven sets of car stereo mounting brackets, an
unidentified crystalline substance, and assorted drug
paraphernalia. Suspect asked for receipts but cannot produce them
immediately.
Woman calls police to complain that her ex-husband has
signed up for the same dance class she wants to take.
Autumn
Police receive call from a woman who believes she may
have been the victim of a scam. Three weeks after losing her cat,
she received a telephone call from a stranger in California. The
caller claimed to be caring for the cat, but needed $600 to cover
expenses. The local woman wired the money to the stranger, ?but now
believes she may have been taken advantage of.?
Boy, age 4, returned to mother after she drove away
from Starbucks and left him there.
Boy, age 4, returned to parents after boarding bus
alone. Boy tells officers his parents were ?fighting and screaming?
and he was so scared that he wanted to go far away. Parents did not
notice boy gone for more than an hour after his estimated
departure.
Among the things stolen in recent weeks: a Cadillac
emblem, used tires, eight dollars, four bags of recycled
newspapers, choir bells from the Christ Episcopal Church, an
American flag, four tickets to an Elton John concert, a vacuum
cleaner, a portable picnic table, three Santa Clauses (various
sizes), two cases of Budweiser beer, two cases of Corona beer, a
six-foot snowman, two newspapers (?by a man in a sports car?), a
bottle of vodka (?by a woman in a sports car?), two bottles of
vodka (?by four people in large coats?), a saxophone, a candy
machine, the top half of a bikini, an air compressor, a blender, a
Gore/Lieberman campaign sign, a ceramic duck wearing a baseball cap
and sunglasses, a mandarin orange, four dollars, half a cord of
wood, half a bottle of Demerol, a Beretta pistol, a bird feeder, a
box of chocolates, 12 tons of newspapers (from the Lions Club), 40
candy bars, a bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII Grande Champagne
Cognac (worth $1,400), 20 football helmets, two fishing poles, a
piggy bank, two avocados, a Yorkshire terrier, a hearing aid, and
two boxes of detergent.