Loyalty Day 2003

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These values must be imparted to each new generation [this being the first ever to expect a lower standard of living than the generation before]. Our children need to know that [abstinence is next to godliness] our Nation is a force for good in the world [implementing the Global Gag Rule], extending hope and freedom to others [by way of pre-emptive strikes]. By learning about America?s [Eurocentric] history, achievements, ideas, and heroes, our young citizens will come to understand even more why freedom is worth protecting [but not preserving].

Last September, I announced several initiatives that will help improve students? knowledge of American history [hegemony], increase their civic involvement [obedience], and deepen their love for [materialism] our great country. The We the People initiative [Motto: ?United We Stand.? Forget that ?Divided We Fall? jazz] will encourage [coerce] the teaching of American history and civic education [propaganda] by providing grants [kickbacks] for curriculum development and training seminars. The Our Documents initiative will use the Internet to bring [dis]information about and the text of 100 of America?s most important documents [an anthology compiled and edited by John Ashcroft] from the National Archives to classrooms and communities across the country. These initiatives are important [mandatory], for it is only when our children have an understanding of our past that they will be able to lead the future.

This Loyalty Day, as we express allegiance to our [Commander-in-Thief] Nation and its founding [fascist] ideals, we resolve to ensure that the blessings of liberty [fascism] endure and extend for generations to come.

The Congress, by Public Law 85-529, as amended, has designated May 1 of each year as ?Loyalty Day,? and I ask [command] all Americans to join me [or suffer the consequences] in this day of celebration and in reaffirming our allegiance to our Nation.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, ?President of the United States of America,? do hereby proclaim May 1, 2003, as Loyalty Day. I call upon [order] all the people of the United States [and its ancillary markets] to join in support of this national [hypocrisy] observance. I also call upon government [sycophants] officials to display the flag of the United States on all government buildings on Loyalty Day.

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