November 08, 2009
UTNE READER

Apocalypse How?

From the insightful to the cockamamie, end-times prophecies abound in our turbulent times. Here are a few to pencil into your date book:

January / February 2006
Morgon Mae Schultz Utne magazine 
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Prophet: Hopi leaders
When: Imminent
What shall come to pass: Leader Thomas Banyacya told the United Nations in December 1992 that human beings can choose to live out of balance with nature and spirit and reap chaos and destruction, or choose harmony and have paradise.

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Prophet: Ohky Simine Forest
When: 2013
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Prophet: Extraterrestrial life forms who communicate through Sanctus Germanus, a foundation with study groups in five countries
When: Now to 2012
What shall come to pass: Because of destruction wrought by humans, planet Earth has called for a photon belt to pass over us-standard distress protocol for planets. As we intersect the belt, humankind will advance to a higher level of consciousness. If we are negative and selfish, we will not survive the electromagnetic radiation.

Prophet: The Reverend Phillip 'Flip' Benham
When: Now
What shall come to pass: Hurricanes Katrina and Rita were God's wrath against 'legalized child sacrifice' and 'homosexual sodomy.' Repent, or 'blood will fill the streets.'

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