Are We Having Fun Yet?
The infantilization of corporate America
Mar.-Apr. 2008
by Matt Labash, from the Weekly Standard
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image by Corey McNally and Stephanie Glaros
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This article is part of a package on work culture. For more, read White Collared.
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If you’re a loyal employee like me, you occasionally check your company’s vision statement to make sure that all the t’s in empowerment have been crossed and the i’s in mission have been dotted. But if you come across buzzwords like excellence and leadership, you should know that your corporate culture is sadly behind the curve—those terms are as ’90s as Reebok Pumps, Zima, and Total Quality Management. There’s a new core value on the loose, and it goes by the name of Fun.
Witness the August issue of Inc. magazine, the self-declared “Handbook of the American Entrepreneur.” Emblazoned on its cover was “Fun! It’s the New Core Value.” Beneath that was a photo of Jonathan Bush, CEO of athenahealth, which helps medical practices interact with insurers. Bush was tearing his shirt apart to reveal a Batman costume, the same getup in which he gave a full presentation to a prospective client after making a deal with one of his employees that if the latter lost 70 pounds, the management team would dress as superheroes for a day.
And that’s just the beginning. There are 18 pages of similar stories to instruct and inspire employers to keep their employees happy at all costs, because happy employees make for happy customers. There are rubber chickens, Frisbee tosses, mustache-growing contests, pet psychics, interoffice memos alligator-clipped to toy cars, and ceremonies that honor employees for such accomplishments as having “the most animated hand gestures.” At Aquascape, a water gardening supplier based in St. Charles, Illinois, perks include on-campus wallyball courts, indoor soccer fields, air hockey, Ping-Pong, billiards, yoga and aerobics classes, a company pool and hot tub, and eight themed nap rooms (Native American, Ohio State, etc.) so that employees can sleep (sleep!) at work.
Here at the Weekly Standard, where the clocks stopped around 1957, our office is mercifully free of such managerial fads. About the closest our bosses come to official levity is the “inspirational” poster in the mailroom. My nonjournalism friends aren’t quite as fortunate.
As I contacted them for input on this story, their pain was evident. They are smart, competent, creative people with highly refined senses of humor—fully formed adults. Yet they’re unable to escape the condescending infantilization of their workplaces, the coercive “fun,” the forced march through the land of clenched-teeth joviality that so often takes place under the dreaded guise of “team building.” One pal, who works for a large financial concern, tells me darkly, “My role here is largely ‘gleetivities’ oriented. We’re actually planning a group event that will involve ‘conference bikes.’ It’s a rickshaw-related transportation option focused on tourists. It’s a bike with five seats in a circle. Should be completely ridiculous.”
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