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Fugazi's Master Class in Stage Banter

If you are familiar with the Washington D.C. band Fugazi, then you probably miss them terribly. If that is the case, you are in luck. Chunklet has posted a 40-minute montage of Fugazi chattering away on stage.

To an aggressive audience member: "This is insane, unacceptable behavior. We do not provide a soundtrack for violence."

To an impolite audience member: "Why are you giving me the finger? Let's talk about it. Because we walk out on stage, I say 'Good evening ladies and gentleman' and you give me the finger. What kind of people are you? Punk rockers? Oh! Fugazi is playing tonight. And in Fugazi's world, we don't use the finger to say hello."

To a stage diver: "What's your name? David? Please don't come on the stage anymore... David, don't apologize. I know you meant nothing by it."

To another aggressive audience member: "We were playing in Atlanta last night and everyone seemed to be having a pretty good time. People kept coming up and knocking my mic into my mouth. Finally, I lost a piece of my front tooth and that was a piece of calcium on my front tooth that my body had been working on for 24 years. And in a matter of one second, for this man's kind of moment of ecstasy and fun, he took out that piece of calcium."

To two more aggressive audience members: "I saw you two guys earlier at the consumer truck and you were eating your ice cream like little boys and I though 'Those guys aren't so tough. They're eating ice cream, what a bunch of swell guys! I saw you eating ice cream pal! You're bad now but you were eating an ice cream cone and I saw you. That's the shit you can't hide! Ice cream eating motherfucker. That's what you are."

Source: Chunklet