Mitch Schneider was getting rid of a “sweet, ten-speed thrasher” road bike, and he decided to make hopeful riders work for it—by having them write “in exactly 20 words why you are the most-deserving candidate for my road bike, and what you plan to use it for.”
He shares a handful of responses—some goofy, some earnest—in the new issue of Boneshaker: A Bicycling Almanac, a lively, thoughtful journal that features bike-inspired essays, poetry, reviews, conversations, and more (the article is not available online). Here’s some of the “pure road poetry” that Schneider received:
I done could like this bike to fetch stuff fer me and my wench to cook our vittles real good. –O'Connell
Twenty words is hardly enough to explain how much commuting, cruising, and possibly crashing would happen if it were mine. –David P.
Help I am in need of a bike for Pops! Please help him escape loving but crazy menopausal wife. THANKS! –Sam R.
Moving from Oregon without cash for a car makes this bike an important component to my future success and happiness. –Jordan H.
stripped naked like a chop shop
and then put back together to wheel downtown
and friends in need to borrow
its no haiku, but let me know –Will B.
I would convert this bike to a fixed gear bike then learn how to perform track stands to impress friends. –Bob B.
Source: Boneshaker: A Bicycling Almanac