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Suction Yourself to the Most Beautiful Person in the Room

Alt Wire  is a digest of spoon-fed inspiration curated by our favorite editors, journalists, artists, and visionaries. Today's guest is Esopus editor, Tod Lippy.

Tod Lippy photographSuction yourself to the most beautiful person in the room: I’m a huge fan of artist Oliver Herring. His work ranges from sculpture to video to performance, and in recent years he has taken the latter in a productive new direction with his TASK parties, a series of improvisational events in which large, diverse groups of participants interact with one another by performing tasks (“Relive your favorite childhood memory,” “Suction yourself to the most beautiful person in the room”) assigned to them by both Herring and other participants. All of the events, held in public spaces like libraries, parks, and museums in front of large crowds of spectators, are documented on Herring’s TASK blog, along with lots of other fascinating material.

It's Not Just You: There is nothing more disconcerting than logging onto a favorite website only to have the dreaded “404: Server Not Found” error message pop up. Is there an actual problem with the site, or if it’s simply (speaking personally here) a crappy DSL connection? “Down for Everyone or Just Me? gives you an instantaneous answer: After entering the URL in question, it responds with either “It’s just you” or “It’s not just you,” in either case making you feel a little less existentially unmoored.

Get Itchy: The web can be a fantastic resource for anyone dealing with a particular medical issue (and of course, a nightmare for hypochondriacs). I’ve always been struck by the solidarity found in message boards and/or chat rooms that cater to people with specific health problems. People truly bond over their excema or GERD or worse, exchanging sympathy, encouragement, and, in some cases, helpful recommendations. Not long ago, I had some allergies and my doctor recommended taking the over-the-counter medication Zyrtec. Not having used it before, I decided to do a web search beforehand. One of the first results to pop up on my screen after typing in “Zyrtec dangerous” (I cut right to the chase) was a blog called Quit Zyrtec, Get Itchy! I have no idea if what the founder, Amanda, and the hundreds of pruritic people who have posted comments on her site assert about the drug is fact or fiction (I found no other reference to withdrawal symptoms anywhere else on the web), but I was struck by the strong sense of camaraderie this little community had engendered—and it was compelling enough to motivate me to suffer through hay-fever season unmedicated.

Leap of Faith Cooking: I just started cooking a few years ago, so I’m not at that stage where I can whip up something from scratch without at least a little help from a recipe. I mostly depend on tried-and-true cookbooks, and websites like Epicurious and Chowhound are always helpful when trying to figure out what to do with an oddball vegetable from the farmer’s market. But when I’m in a risk-taking mood I’ll Google my way to a blog I’ve never heard of and take a leap of faith with a recipe. I’ve had some major disappointments (including an ice-cream-machine-destroying coconut sorbet) but recently, I came across this faultless recipe for roast chicken and potatoes. The blogger, a Park Sloper named Kitty, borrows from the greats (including Alice Waters) in her approach but she offers a few novel twists of her own (along with step-by-step photos).

Browsing 150 Million Books: If you’re a book lover, you’re probably already aware of Bookfinder, an appealingly stripped-down search engine that gives you access to over 150 million books available for sale online. If you’re a serious collector, you can narrow your search by looking only for, say, first editions and/or signed copies. And it displays results sorted by price, so it’s easy to find a good deal—especially if you’re willing to live with a little edgewear.

Bio: Tod Lippy is the editor of Esopus magazine and president of the Esopus Foundation Ltd., which also runs the alternative exhibition and performance venue Esopus Space. He was the editor and co-founder of Scenario: The Magazine of Screenwriting Art (1994-–97), the publisher and co-editor of publicsfear magazine (1992–94), and a senior editor at Print magazine from 1990–1997. His 2000 book, Projections 11: New York Film-Makers on Film-Making, was published by Faber & Faber. Lippy’s 1999 short film, Cookies, was featured in over 20 film festivals in the U.S. and abroad.

DIY Libraries, Morbid Anatomies, Indoor Forests, and So Much More

 Alt Wire  is a digest of spoon-fed inspiration curated by our favorite editors, journalists, artists, and visionaries. Today's guest is Reanimation Library founder Andrew Beccone.

Andrew Beccone Made in Chicago: The Chicago Underground Library is one of my favorites of a new crop of DIY libraries springing up around the country. The CUL's primary collection development requirement is that every item it acquires needs to have been published in Chicago, and within that directive it seems that almost anything goes. When I visited the library last summer, its founder, Nell Taylor, showed me photocopied gutterpunk zines, handcrafted poetry chapbooks, and a 10-year run of the quarterly newsletter of Adlerian Psychology Associates, Individual Psychology Reporter. In a recent email, Taylor helpfully noted that that last item "begins very dry and straightforward, but later ones branch out to include poetry, quotes, cartoons, and extended back and forth arguments between readers. Topics cover the applications of Adlerian Psychology, the French Revolution, Chomsky, and paintings of geese."

Art is Cheaper in a Book: Printed Matter may be one of the coolest bookstores on the planet. It was founded in Manhattan in 1976 by a group of artists and artworkers (including Sol Lewitt, Lucy Lippard and Carl Andre) who embraced publishing as a way to produce and disseminate artwork on the cheap. A central part of their mission is to promote publications made by artists, and to that end they debuted the Research Room in 2007. Geared towards scholarly study, the Research Room features a searchable database of 10,000 titles, critical essays, and curated lists of artists' publications.

Pickle Surprise!: Sometimes I think that YouTube should be banned from social gatherings because it leads people from talking to watching, but had my friends Chris and Paul observed that ban at a party at their apartment I would have missed out on this. Thank you Tom Rubnitz, and R.I.P.

Anitomically Morbid: Joanna Ebenstein runs the rigorously researched and regularly updated blog Morbid Anatomy. Its tag line is "surveying the interstices of art and medicine, death and culture." Prepare to be overwhelmed by a feast of arcane medical imagery; Morbid Anatomy is probably the single greatest resource for images of anatomical models on the web. If you like Philadelphia's Mütter Museum, you'll love Ebenstein's blog. Here in New York Ebenstein has made her personal collection of books available to the public in the form of the Morbid Anatomy Library and is collaborating with a handful of likeminded individuals on the recently opened event space, Observatory.

Gargantuan Playground of Obscure Things: UbuWeb bills itself as "a completely independent resource dedicated to all strains of the avant-garde, ethnopoetics, and outsider arts." That hardly prepares you for the site's gargantuan playground of obscure texts, videos, and sound recordings. With it's donated server space, volunteer labor, and commitment to a gift economy, UbuWeb is as close to an online utopia as I've ever come across. Amidst all the concrete poetry and conceptual art, it's hard to point to a favorite, but I was completely caught off guard by a, um, Joseph Beuys music video for his 1982 protest pop song, Sonne Statt Reagan. The web being the web, it turns out you can find this on YouTube too, but there's something about watching it in the quasi-scholarly context of Ubu that makes it that much more bizarre.

Please Take Me to Los Angeles: Nothing has made me want to decamp to the West Coast more than Machine Project in Los Angeles. Housed in an empty storefront in Echo Park, Machine Project apparently has access to a magical elixir that ensures a limitless supply of brilliant ideas. They take advantage of their flexible space by doing pretty much anything that they want. Why not create an indoor forest, or drill holes in the floor to make a secret basement gallery, or host a pie theory lecture + practicum? Last November, the people of Machine Project took over the LA County Museum of Art for a day, an event which included, among many other notable projects, a guitarist performing one minute of speed metal in a replica of the Doorway with Arms of the Count of Chazay at the top of each hour.

Geostationary Banana Over Texas: I gather that it's not quite shovel ready, but good lord—can somebody please launch this giant banana into the sky?

Bio: Andrew Beccone is the founder and director of the Reanimation Library in Brooklyn, NY. He also makes music and works as the Librarian at a contemporary art gallery. The Reanimation Library can be followed on Twitter @reanimationlib.

20 Incisive Ideas from Seed Bombs to Mashups

Alt Wire   is a digest of spoon-fed inspiration curated by our favorite editors, journalists, artists, and visionaries. Today's guest is Eyeteeth and Minnesota Independent editor Paul Schmelzer.

Paul Schmelzer Seed bombs: We've all heard of seed bombs—clumps of seed-embedded earth tossed into abandoned lots by guerrilla gardeners—but here are two new takes. Korean artist Jin-wook Hwang imagines actual cluster bombs that disperse seeds in the air to combat desertification (via Another Limited Rebellion), likening the action to that of Gale "Candy Bomber" Halvorson, an American World War II pilot who dropped candy from his plane for the children of Berlin. Japanese-born Hiroshi Sunairi, an NYU art professor, is sharing hibaku seeds—literally, "A-bombed seeds," ancestors of those affected by the bombing of Hiroshima—for people around the world to plant and tend. The persimmons, Japanese holly, jujubes and other varieties have been sprouting in places as far flung as London, Geneva, New York, Holland (Mich.), Joetsu City (Japan) and Minneapolis—where I'm tending my persimmon. The project's documentation will be exhibited at the New York Horticultural Society this December.

The Visual News: Two of my favorite sites for considering the visual aspects of the news are Michael Shaw's BAGnewsNotes and No Caption Needed, by Robert Hariman and John Louis Lucaites. The former recently republished an MSNBC photo entitled, "Last-second Escape"—which shows a U.S. Marine diving to avoid an explosion in Afghanistan—noting that the headline misleads: while one escaped, two other Americans were killed by the IED. Shaw calls it "an example of the disconnect between these wars we keep getting ourselves into and the all-too-familiar tendency to deny or romanticize." The latter has recently looked into news imagery of fallen soldiers returning to their home countries, finding that too often this somber ritual reflects a "radical isolation."

Street screeds (and other free-culture gems): UBUWEB is a wonderful trove of cultural resources, from the just-posted 1983 video, "Martha Rosler Reads Vogue" (in which she deconstructs messages in the ads and content of the fashion magazine), Craig Baldwin's film-collage Sonic Outlaws (a must-see for culturejammers, DJs and copyleft activists), and an incredible gallery of NYC street flyers—hand-made posters that range in theme from the political to the philosophical (here's one by a woman who thanks supporters for helping her win the U.S presidency three times—in 1973-1/2, 1976-1/2 and 1999-1/2.)

Pity the Nation: While it feels like a Bush-era remnant, Staceyann Chin's reading of Lawrence Ferlinghetti's poem Pity the Nation—with its reference to a "nation whose leaders are liars, whose sages are silenced, and whose bigots haunt the airwaves"—never fails to give me chills, and should serve as a reminder to stay vigilant.

Mashups for peace: If Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" can peacefully (and rhythmically) coexist with Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (thanks to DJ Morgoth), can't we all? Here are two more new lion-and-lamb mash-ups: Yes-meets-Sir Mix-a-Lot in "Owner of a Lonely Butt" by Minneapolis artist Richard Barlow. And Jay-Z meets Thom Yorke in New York DJ Max Tannone's Jaydiohead: The Encore.

Bio: Minneapolis-based writer and editor Paul Schmelzer blogs about art and activism at Eyeteeth: A Journal of Incisive Ideas; by day he is editor of the Minnesota Independent. He recently moderated Designing Obama, a panel hosted by the Walker Art Center.

Celebrating Nontraditional Museums on the Web

 Alt Wire  is a digest of spoon-fed inspiration curated by our favorite editors, journalists, artists, and visionaries. Today's guest is Readerville creator Karen Templer.

Karen TemplerOne of my central preoccupations these days is the act of curation, and its increasing significance in our everyday world. Which means also thinking about curation's fraternal-twin concept, the museum. Our collective rush to document our lives and world (in words, pictures, and video) has prompted and necessitated a simultaneous rise in the curation impulse, so has the world begun to redefine the museum. Here's a shortlist of some of my favorite nontraditional museum-related web offerings.

A Loft Filled with Dirt and the Man Who's Cared for it for 19 Years: The New York Earth Room is basically a museum with a single exhibit: a room full of dirt. Photography of any kind is not allowed, so this short video focuses instead on Bill Dilworth, the guy who's been tending the dirt and tracking the visitors—in a surprisingly interesting way—for the past 19 years. (The Earth Room has been there since 1977.)

The Museum of Whatnot: I love this short story by Kevin Wilson, and imagine Bill Dilworth would too: "I am thirty-one years old. I have a degree in museum science from Dartmouth. I keep to myself. I am the caretaker and sole employee of the Carl Jensen Museum of Whatnot. We, and by we, I mean me, call it the MOW. We sell T-shirts but no one's buying. The MOW is the only museum in the world dedicated solely to the acquisition and preservation of the everyday made unique. Things that are ordinarily junk but not junk because someone, somewhere, made it more than that by their collecting, hoarding, and preserving it. ..."

Europeana: Still in the formative stages, Europeana is a joint effort between the major museums and libraries of Europe—including the likes of the Rijksmuseum, the British Library and the Louvre. They're literally all uploading their collections into a single massive, multimedia exhibition. For example, the Darwin collection comprises 11,000 texts; 67,869 images; 803 videos; 42 sounds.

Tomorrow Museum: Joanne McNeil's blog is hard to define. Even her own summary doesn't quite get at the heart of it: "The Tomorrow Museum is a collection of images and speculative essays exploring how technology, science, and economics are affecting the fine arts."

Museum of Online Museums: Among the many great things on offer from the master curators at Coudal Partners is this collection—they call it the Museum of Online Museums—of links to the best exhibitions online, encompassing everything from Winslow Homer in the National Gallery of Art to Van Gogh's Letters to The Grocery List Collection. It even keeps track of which ones you've visited.

Bio: Karen Templer is a writer, editor, web developer, and the creator of Readerville.com (may it rest in peace). Follow @karentempler on Twitter.

Introducing: Uncle Andy's Giggle Shack

 Alt Wire  is a digest of spoon-fed inspiration curated by our favorite editors, journalists, artists, and visionaries. Today's guest is Believer editor Andrew Leland.

Andrew LelandI first used an internet search engine around 1994, when as a 13-year-old I had a dial-up Internet connection and my own home page, "Uncle Andy's Giggle Shack," which featured SNL- and Simpsons-derived jokes, done up in rudimentary HTML. This was pre-Google, of course, but once I'd gotten the hang of using Webcrawler or Lycos or whatever engine I was using, I began performing what I immediately recognized were impressionistic internet searches. This is to say: rather than searching for relatively utilitarian subjects such as "Tutankhamun," or "Matt Groening biography," I'd feed the Internet strings like "feast of sadness, whispered pumice vampire, jiggles milk" or whatever shards of language I happened to be "feeling" at the time (and as a 13-year-old, as now, these emotional, surrealistic phrases regularly surf into my consciousness—usually on a board carved from hormones).

And then I'd delight in seeing what the rowdy, teeming, brand-new World Wide Web could spit back. (In this sense, the experience resembled a psychedelic, doors-blown-off version of chatting with Eliza, the early "interactive" Freudian psychoanalysis bot.) Most of the hits my impressionistic searches returned would be pages, usually hosted by computer science departments at large research universities, that simply listed (for some arcane database-related reason) every word in Webster's. These pages were interesting enough (at least knowing they existed, and wondering why), but if I refined my search a little, down to just, say, "feast of sadness, whispered pumice," then real strange treasures would wash ashore. These usually came in the form of fan fiction (I recently discovered, for example, the wealth of online erotic fan fiction devoted to Xena: Warrior Princess), full texts of inscrutable books, and heated discussion boards for topics I'd never otherwise have the pleasure of running across—places where text accumulates in eccentric formations.

Bio: Andrew Leland is the managing editor of The Believer and founding editor of Uncle Andy's Giggle Shack, which we would link to if we could.

Copious Amounts of Radical Love from Noemi Martinez

Alt Wire is a digest of spoon-fed inspiration curated by our favorite editors, journalists, artists, and visionaries. Today's guest is Noemi Martinez of the zine and blog Hermana, Resist and of the organization Speak! Radical Women of Color Media Justice Collective.

Noemi MartinezMaegan "Mamita Mala" Ortiz pointed me in the direction of The Sanctuary, Building Bridges & Breaking Down Walls. Anyone interested or working in/with immigration, (im)migrant rights and civil rights should be turned on to this. 100% pro-migrant, my kind of place. 

Vivir Latino keeps me grounded on what's going on in the land of Latino politics and entertainment, often with that tongue-in-cheek attitude I love.

In zine talk, I'm very excited about Alex Wrekk's second edition of Stolen Sharpie Revolution, and must soon get this in my grubby hands. I'd already been doing zines when it came out years ago, but the sheer wealth of info contained, makes me, well, giddy. When I was tabling with my "traveling zine library" of a couple of hundred zines packed into suitcases, I told zine newbies that Stolen Sharpie Revolution was *the* zine bible.  Alex makes buttons, with that small distro feeling we all love and miss.

I'm in between rented houses, as usual, and half my things are packed including books, posters and suitcases full of zines. But I get by on easily digestible but thought provoking zines with copious amounts of radical love from brokenbeautiful press, Nadialetter writing, and Raven's Eye (whose posts remind me of radical love that doesn't make it into books).

Bio: Noemi Martinez describes herself as "a Chicana/Boriqua writer & activist spiller of truths and secrets living in the militarized borderland of deep South Texas." She writes the zine Hermana, Resist and blogs at hermanaresist.com.  She's a member of the Speak! Radical Women of Color Media Justice Collective. Being vegan in the land of cabrito and fajitas was not challenging enough, so she organizes Mujerfest, Homenaje a Nuestras Muertas, and Valley Voices against Violence. She's also a "single mami to two kick ass future alternative media makers." You can also find her work on Twitter at @5secondpoems 

Fighting Writer's Block, Plus Other Writerly Things

Alt Wire is a digest of spoon-fed inspiration curated by our favorite editors, journalists, artists, and visionaries. Today's guest is RUMINATE editor-in-chief Brianna Van Dyke.

Brianna Van Dyke Sand in the Gears: Tony Woodlief's blog is one of the few I blogs I regularly check—aside from my sister's (she lives in Tacoma and I miss her). I am always antsy for the next post from Tony, which could be a sermon or a rant on the misuse of the word "literally" or even fatherly advice intended to rescue his son "from a lifetime of involuntary virginity." Very useful stuff.

Anything and everything: Arts and faith is one of my favorite forums on anything and everything related to the arts (music, film, visual art, literature) and faith.

Behind the curtain: I could spend hours poring over all the publishing market statistics compiled by the editor's of Duotrope's Digest (and they update daily!). With their stats on acceptance and rejection rates, response times, and pay scales, it feels like peeking behind the curtain of the literary magazine world. I also get a kick out of checking the stats on "The Slothful," a list of the publishers with the slowest average response times. The current publisher at the top of the list averages 340 days to respond to a writer...Yikes! 

Finding Traction: I consider myself a connoisseur of editor's notes—they're such fun and quirky little things—and the editor of Agni, Sven Birketts, writes some of my favorites. I especially enjoyed his refreshingly honest note on editing and aesthetics entitled "Finding Traction."

Writer's Block: I recently attended a gallery opening for photographer Cole Thompson's The Ghosts of Auschwitz and Birkenau. Cole is a great artist and completely devoted to the art of black and white photography. I visit his site for inspiration—and it seems to be especially helpful for writer's block. Another helpful muse is Ausie rocker Xavier Rudd.

Bio: is the founder and editor-in-chief of RUMINATE, a literary and arts magazine that engages the Christian faith. Along with the rest of the RUMINATE crew, she contributes to the  editor's blog and also enjoys writing the occasional editor's note.




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