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Subversive Stargazer Rob Brezsny
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Real Astrology column got
a special invitation in January. 'Find or create a symbol of your
greatest pain,' Brezsny wrote. 'Mail it to me. I will then conduct
a sacred ritual of purification during which I will burn that
symbol to ash.'
Some 900 readers responded, cramming the astrologer's San
Rafael, California, mail drop with everything from drawings and
love letters to a Jack Daniels bottle and a pair of real owl wings.
The wings, Brezsny explains, represented the correspondent's sense
of 'always being watched.'
Several months later, the column carried a report on the raging
bonfire Brezsny set on a Marin County beach: 'I begged the Goddess
to release you from the karma that brought you the pain.'
Sipping pink lemonade in the house he shares with his wife, Ro
Loughran, and 6-year-old daughter, Zoe, on a quiet suburban street
north of San Francisco, Brezsny expresses great satisfaction with
this well-received piece of astrological performance art. A number
of his readers, he says, wrote to say their pain was gone.
For Brezsny, a shaggy-haired Texas native who has been writing
his weekly column for the past 19 years, that sort of interaction
with his public is its own karmic reward. With a blend of
spontaneous poetry, feisty politics, and fanciful put-on, Brezsny
breathes new life into the tabloid mummy of zodiac advice columns.
Real Astrology runs in 103 alternative newspapers, from
Anchorage to Miami, with a combined circulation in the neighborhood
of 4 million.
In the course of a single, 12-sign column Brezsny might riff to
his Capricorn readers on the glories of silk worms; advise
Sagittarians to dispense with jewelry, tight clothing, and
'constricted expectations' for the month; evaluate the San
Francisco 49ers' top draft choice; and get in a dig at Donald
Trump. Behind all the quirky metaphors and topical patter, however,
lies a serious intent. When Brezsny asks Cancerian men to wear
veils on International Women's Day or proposes 'brag therapy' weeks
for Leos, he's really challenging readers to subvert the
assumptions that govern their lives more firmly than any stars.
Conventional astrology columns 'reinforce reality,' Brezsny argues,
'and try to get people to adjust to the ghastly limitations of
civilization. My intention is exactly the opposite. The ultimate
political act is to overthrow perceptions of reality.'
Brezsny breezily concedes that 'most smart people wouldn't be
caught dead in astrology.' And that's exactly what he relishes
about it. Working in a 'devalued genre,' he says, allows him to
practice his calling as 'a tantric poet, storyteller, and teacher
in disguise' without the expectations and limitations that
accompany those roles. 'I've thought of myself as a poet for many
years,' says Brezsny, who studied religion as a Duke University
undergraduate. 'Eventually I figured out that nobody reads poetry.
You almost have to do it surreptitiously if you want to have an
audience.'