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Large Hadron Collider Fires Up; World Continues to Exist

 by Julie Hanus


Tags: Science and Technology, Discoveries, Large Hadron Collider, physics, particles, doomsday scenarios, black holes, European Organization for Nuclear Research, Wired,

The first proton beam whizzed around the Large Hadron Collider track today, far underground, beneath the Swiss-Franco border. “Like first light in a telescope, the first beam in the particle accelerator is a landmark moment for a program that has spanned more than 20 years and involved tens of thousands of scientists,” reports Wired News.

The track is the world’s largest, spanning 17 miles, built by the European Organization for Nuclear Research. Scientists won’t get busy with the good stuff—smashing atoms!—for several weeks, but when they do, many predict discoveries that will revolutionize physics, even our basic understanding of the world. Wired does a heck of a breakdown.

Other predictions for the outcome of the high-energy collisions haven’t been nearly as rosy. Doomsday scenarios include the creation of mini black holes and “dark matter” particles called strangelets. Even though independent reviews have deemed the planned experiments safe, my friend still thinks we should probably be throwing an end-of-the-world party come mid-October. I’m inclined to agree. No RSVP necessary, just check HasTheLargeHadronColliderDestroyedTheWorldYet.com before heading over.

danjack
9/13/2008 6:54:27 AM

Back in 1945, some alarmists were concerned that setting off the first atomic bomb would convert the matter of the whole earth into energy as a chain reaction. I remembered that when somebody hysterically suggested that a black hole would be created by the hadron collider that would swallow the whole earth. Get real, guys, you have to generate the mass of something bigger than a neutron star out of nothing (not enough energy to do it). I'm not holding my breath waiting for the end of the world.


mr andrew_2
9/10/2008 4:45:20 PM

A Doomsday Party is win-win. Scenario 1: Doomsday in fact does not come to pass. You and your guests delight in conspiracy-theorist mockery and wake up the next morning with a renewed take on the first-day-of-the-rest-of-existence-as-we-know-it. Scenario 2: You and your guests are annihilated in an explosion of anti-matter, but are treated to a new party: your induction reception to the "Ironic Death Society" in hell (cause that's right where all this debauchery will send you).