Under the Needle, Atop the Ivory Tower

| 5/2/2008 5:49:59 PM

Woman looking in mirror.“Attractive instructors are popular instructors. Popular instructors fill classes. More students mean more revenue,” Norma Desmond (a pseudonym) writes matter-of-factly for the Chronicle of Higher Education. Which is why toward the end of her job search, knowing she’d been typecast as an aging adjunct professor, Desmond decided to get Botox injections.

There’s so much emotional hype surrounding cosmetic surgery (who’s had it, who hasn’t, who never would, and who’s lying), that sometimes a really simple thing gets lost in the fray: Looks matter. Looks impact our lives. Good, bad, fair, unfair, frustrating—they do.

That’s what’s so fantastic about Desmond’s essay: She just tells the truth. As someone who “spent [her] middle years feeling slightly sorry for people who have felt the need to have their skin stretched tight as drumheads,” Desmond lucidly explains how she came to find herself sitting in a doctor’s chair.

Julie Hanus

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5/7/2008 9:22:14 PM

Read the entire essay. Felt like crying at one point, because even for a wanna be professor, a title that conveys wisdom or at least knowledge, she had to work on her exterior first. I know the pc response to plastic surgery is to say that 'its your body, your choice.' But even though I have my own concerns and fears about aging, I do think we are losing something by allowing this (plastic surgery) to be our society's de facto response to aging.