Bush Family Values Photo Album


| March 12, 2003 Issue

They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky.
They’re all-together ooky. The Bu-ush Family.
White House is their museum. Whenever people see’em,
They want to run and scre-am. The Bu-ush Family.
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Great Grampa Bush
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Stole Geronimo’s skull
Then in World War II, he sold Nazis his fuel
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) That’s what started it all.
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Grandfather Bush
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Ran the Secret Police
He traded in guns, sold Americans drugs
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) And then pardoned his liege!
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) George Jr. and Jeb,
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Both have criminal broods
from misconduct to fraud, they’re all above law
(Duh-duh-duh-duh) Nevermind that they’re hoods…

To write the next verse, visit the Bush Family Values Photo Album and revel in the seamy activities of some of the more obscure members of the First Family.
-Erin Ferdinand