Go and Sin Some More

| July/August 2001

Directions on a package of Wash Away Your Sins bubble bath, created by a Pittsfield, Massachusetts, company called Blue Q:

1. Kneel before thy tub.

2. Reflect upon wrongdoing.

3. Run warm bath.

4. Pour in enough bubble bath to equal your sins (double the amount you estimated).

5. Submerge thyself in blessed bubbles.