Directions on a package of Wash Away Your Sins bubble bath, created by a Pittsfield, Massachusetts, company called Blue Q:
1. Kneel before thy tub.
2. Reflect upon wrongdoing.
3. Run warm bath.
4. Pour in enough bubble bath to equal your sins (double the amount you estimated).
5. Submerge thyself in blessed bubbles.
7. Arise cleansed from sin and ready to do it again.
From Prism (March/April 2001)