The only thing remotely sexy about presidential hopeful John Kerry is that his name is not George W. Bush. Though the man currently occupying the White House is about as arousing to American college students and anyone outside the United States as milk-gone-bad, a prolonged taste of Kerry isn't giving anyone orgasms either.
Instead of appealing to young, on-campus voters by hyping the need to make college more affordable or snatching democracy from the corporations and giving it back to the people, John Kerry is delivering his same, generic speech on his Campus Tour 2004 -- promoting tax-code reform, outsourcing, Social Security, and Medicare, writes The Village Voice's Anya Kamenetz. 'No candidate would go to a senior center and give a lecture about Head Start. Why, then, bring college students to a speech at the 'Harvard of the poor,' only to address the concerns of the middle-aged middle class?' asks Kamenetz, who interviewed several first-time voters looking for a reason, any reason, to vote for Kerry in November.
The World Press Review's compilation of reports on
Kerry from all over the world echoes the bored sentiment of
American's youth. Luis Fernando Verissimo of the O Globo,
a centrist newspaper in Rio de Janeiro (where they definitely know
what's sexy!), writes: '[Kerry's] thoughts are slow and his
speeches are notoriously unexciting. His biggest claim to fame
might be that he has the same initials and is from the same
political base (Boston) as John Fitzgerald Kennedy ... Aside from
the fact that a romp against Bush by anybody would make the whole
world a safer place ... Kerry doesn't impress us all that much.'
Meanwhile, Soledad Loaeza of the left-wing Mexican paper La
Jornada laments that 'electability' is the only word with any
punch for the Democrats this year.
-- Jacob Wheeler
Go there too>>The International Press on John Kerry
- Kerry Campus Tour to Close With Rally at University of Pittsburgh on Friday
- Kerry Campus Tour Appeals to Young Voters
- Kerry Wraps Up Campus Tour with a Call to Serve and Challenge to Get Involved in 2004
- Kerry Goes on Campus Tours to Promote Student Vote
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