Nation Trying to Fix Up Ralph Nader with Date


| September 15, 2000


Nation Trying to Fix Up Ralph Nader with Date,The Onion
'Concerned that the Green Party presidential candidate and lifelong bachelor is lonely, citizens across the country are trying to set up Ralph Nader on a date.' The Coalition to Find Ralph Nader A Special Someone, based out of D.C., seeks to find Nader 'a nice female companion, ideally someone between the ages of 55 and 70 who shares his hobbies and interests. That would make us all feel a lot better.' The Onion even goes so far as to include a filled out profile for 'Match Makers Dating Service.' -- SVB
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