Pet Quotes

| Web Specials Archives

Animals have these advantages over man: They have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills. Voltaire

'I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.' August Strindberg

'Animals in different countries have different expressions just as the people in different countries differ in expression.' Gertrude Stein

'The Animals of the planet are in desperate peril.... Without free animal life I believe we will lose the spiritual equivalent of oxygen.' Alice Walker

'You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.' Nora Ephron

'No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.' Fran Lebowitz

'My cat does not talk as respectfully to me as I do to her.' Colette