Rejected Headlines for the Weekly Standard

| 3/27/2009 4:17:08 PM

New Cover of the Weekly StandardThe new issue of the Weekly Standard arrived in the mail today. Here are some alternative headlines they could have used:

Tough Times in Stereotypesville
Culturally Insensitive Times in Conservatopia
Shrillride in Wingnut City
Schadenfreude in Weekly Standarstown
Rollercoaster to Racism

Source: Weekly Standard