The Crockpot: A Weekly Digest 01.10.12


| 1/10/2012 10:43:12 AM


Tags: The Crockpot, primary elections, Christmas ornaments, pepper, breastfeeding, publishing, American Sign Language, BrethalEyes, communion wafers, Platonic drinking,

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Ever wonder what the heck primary elections actually are and how they work. Truth is, it’s really complicated. Here’s a crash course. Careful, it gets wild after about 50 seconds. 

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Question: What’s more beautiful than a Christmas tree full of sparkly ornaments? Answer: Christmas ornaments full of sparkly glitter—exploding.

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Trash talk at the dinner table: Salt needs a new companion; pepper is lame