First Thing: Kill All the Boomers


| 4/14/2009 4:41:51 PM


The Baby Boomers were never bestowed the honor of being named the “Greatest Generation.” They got to witness the beginnings of the tech revolution, only to realize that an 11-year-old kid could do more with a computer than they would ever be able to. Now, in what should be their golden years, they’re being attacked. 

Writing for This Magazine, RM Vaughan takes a shot at the increasingly helpless Baby Boomers. He writes:

While I don't condone violence, I can condone a reasonable, humane culling of the aging herd. They don't have to actually die, just virtually pass away. And here's how: if you are a boomer, stop. Just stop. Stop working, stop acquiring, stop micro-managing your (and my) universe, stop sucking the life out of popular culture, stop going outdoors in those ghastly Crocs and Tilley Endurable hats, and, please, stop talking about how you're eventually going to stop and, instead, stop. Now.

A similar point was made by Joseph Hart in the September-October issue of Utne Reader, when he wrote:

They promised a revolution and boy did they deliver. Safety net: shredded. Social Security: squandered. Liberalism: perished. Fairness: forgotten. Great Society: whatever. Do I even need to mention climate change? AIDS? The Monkees? So now they want to pass on their wisdom to the rest of us. Uh-huh.



Poor Boomers. They just can’t get no satisfaction.

Matthew T Rap
8/22/2018 4:04:35 PM

9 years later, and I message. The baby boomers have not gotten any better. The fact that since 2009, Obama and Trump have been president; both men are boomers. These people were born right after World War 2, and the majority have honestly not matured even at 72. They got all of what they wanted after the war including smoking, unsafe sex, drugs, drinking, and sugary beverages and food. The baby boomers ruined their health due to their own selfish attitude at the time, and it lead them to their terribly pompous, egotistical, selfish attitudes. If only they could have acted more mature, but they couldn't. I cannot wait until their generation dies, the day 2046 comes I will have already been 46, and that's when the first baby boomer will be 100. Most will die sooner than this, even those born in '64. Us of the Millennial generation will be victorious, and we will save the world from what the boomers brought onto us: we can lower college costs, help the environment, stop the human population from growing any more than is already has, help social security and medicare. Baby boomer, you are to blame. We Millennials are going to have to clean up your filth.


Matthew T Rap
8/22/2018 4:04:34 PM

9 years later, and I message. The baby boomers have not gotten any better. The fact that since 2009, Obama and Trump have been president; both men are boomers. These people were born right after World War 2, and the majority have honestly not matured even at 72. They got all of what they wanted after the war including smoking, unsafe sex, drugs, drinking, and sugary beverages and food. The baby boomers ruined their health due to their own selfish attitude at the time, and it lead them to their terribly pompous, egotistical, selfish attitudes. If only they could have acted more mature, but they couldn't. I cannot wait until their generation dies, the day 2046 comes I will have already been 46, and that's when the first baby boomer will be 100. Most will die sooner than this, even those born in '64. Us of the Millennial generation will be victorious, and we will save the world from what the boomers brought onto us: we can lower college costs, help the environment, stop the human population from growing any more than is already has, help social security and medicare. Baby boomer, you are to blame. We Millennials are going to have to clean up your filth.


Matthew T Rap
8/22/2018 3:52:33 PM

9 years later, and I message. The baby boomers have not gotten any better. The fact that since 2009, Obama and Trump have been president; both men are boomers. These people were born right after World War 2, and the majority have honestly not matured even at 72. They got all of what they wanted after the war including smoking, unsafe sex, drugs, drinking, and sugary beverages and food. The baby boomers ruined their health due to their own selfish attitude at the time, and it lead them to their terribly pompous, egotistical, selfish attitudes. If only they could have acted more mature, but they couldn't. I cannot wait until their generation dies, the day 2046 comes I will have already been 46, and that's when the first baby boomer will be 100. Most will die sooner than this, even those born in '64. Us of the Millennial generation will be victorious, and we will save the world from what the boomers brought onto us: we can lower college costs, help the environment, stop the human population from growing any more than is already has, help social security and medicare. Baby boomer, you are to blame. We Millennials are going to have to clean up your filth.




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