Department of Absurdity: The Anti-Terrorism Brassiere


| 11/7/2008 12:26:21 PM


Anti-Terrorism BraFor the on-the-go woman, tired of toting a facemask around in her purse, a team of intrepid inventors created the an anti-chemical warfare bra. According to the patent, “Each of the cup sections has a filter device, an inner portion positionable adjacent to the inner area of the user's chest, and an outer portion positionable adjacent to the outer area of the user's chest.” So in the event of a chemical attack, women could just take their clothes off.

The patent was issued in August of 2007, and rescued from obscurity by Improbable Research. I’m still trying to figure out why we haven’t seen this item mass marketed, yet.

 

 

Rick Raab-Faber
11/11/2008 3:27:26 PM

As a reasonably intelligent male, I think I'll pass on whatever version they come up with for men.




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