Beer Fights Traumatic Injury

| 9/16/2009 4:53:56 PM

Beer BootA frosty, cold beer can aid patients before and after surgery, according to the anecdotal evidence in the Journal of Irreproducible Results. The article details the many benefits that beer has over acetaminophen—like Tylenol—including helpful vitamins, minerals, and sleep-aid properties. Drinking beer also involves the physical activity of arm curls, which is largely absent in the administration of acetaminophen. Medicate responsibly.

Source: Journal of Irreproducible Results (Article not available online.)

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