Margaret Wertheim of the L.A. Weekly visited this year’s Loebner competition, where judges sit at computer terminals holding typed conversations, some with the chatterbot robots, some with actual humans. The judges then must rate their conversation partner on a scale of what percentage human he/she/it sounds. The following is a sample of the robot Alice’s conversing skills, the winner of last year’s competition:
PROGRAM: Am I a tree frog? Only when it matters.
JUDGE: When does it matter?
PROGRAM: Only when I have the proper programming.
JUDGE: And do you have the proper programming?
PROGRAM: Is there only one proper programming?
JUDGE: Can you do arithmetic?
PROGRAM: Doing arithmetic is not among my strongest traits.
JUDGE: Are you willing to try?
PROGRAM: I don’t know whether or not I am willing to try. I am a giant electronic brain.