Nation Trying to Fix Up Ralph Nader with
Date,The Onion
‘Concerned that the Green Party presidential candidate and lifelong
bachelor is lonely, citizens across the country are trying to set
up Ralph Nader on a date.’ The Coalition to Find Ralph Nader A
Special Someone, based out of D.C., seeks to find Nader ‘a nice
female companion, ideally someone between the ages of 55 and 70 who
shares his hobbies and interests. That would make us all feel a lot
better.’ The Onion even goes so far as to include a
filled out profile for ‘Match Makers Dating Service.’ —
SVB
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