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You can never be prepared for <a href=”http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n1/htdocs/whos-hungry-502.php” target=”_blank”>what you find on the irreverent pages</a> of <b>VICE</b>. The current issue (Technology-themed) houses one of the magazine’s tamer efforts, in which correspondent Jason Crombie introduces readers to the staff’s newly-invented sport: Sabersegging–which is exactly what you’d think it is–wielding a light saber while atop a Segway. An activity reserved for <i>true</i> nerd enthusiasts.</p>
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<a href=”http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n4/htdocs/sabersegging-813.php” target=”_blank”>Crombie documents his training</a>, both at a Jedi academy with lightsaber enthusiasts and with a colorful Segway guru fond of the ladies (and even a little Segway S&M if you can believe it). After learning to lock, rebound, and follow-through, Crombie mounts-up to battle his Jedi teacher. The experience is perhaps best viewed. Lucky for us, here it is:</p>
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<b>Source: <a href=”http://www.viceland.com/index_int_r.php” target=”_blank”>VICE</a>
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<i>Image by <a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/pagedooley/2172001078/” target=”_blank”>kevindooley</a>, licensed under <a href=”http://http//creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en” target=”_blank”>Creative Commons</a>.</i>
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