The Anchoviad
Beneath a sleeping boy lies an ocean of mystery
March/April 2000
Brian Doyle Orion (www.orionsociety.org/orion.html)
My daughter, age 6, sleeps with her bear, also age 6. My son, age
3, sleeps with his basketball and a stuffed tiger, age unknown. My
other son, also age 3, sleeps with a can of anchovy fillets--King
Oscar brand, caught off Morocco and distributed by the H.J. Nosaki
Company in New York.
He sleeps with the can every night, won't go to sleep without it
under his right cheek. The can is bright red and features a drawing
of King Oscar, an avuncular, bearded fellow, apparently a
benevolent despot. Every night, after Liam is asleep, I gently
delete the can from his grip and examine it. It's a roll-key can,
56 grams, with 'about six fillets (15 g).' Other than the friendly
visage of King Oscar, my favorite thing about the can is the word
about, a rare corporate concession to ambiguity. I suppose it's a
legal thing, but still it pleases me, for murky reasons.
I sit there in the dark, holding the anchovies, and ponder other
murky things, like: What's the deal with this boy and his
anchovies? How is it that we are drawn to the odd things we love?
How did anchovies from Morocco come to be swimming headless under
my son's cheek in Oregon? What do we know about anchovies other
than their savory saltiness? What do we really know well about any
creature, including most of all ourselves, and how is it that even
though we know painfully little about anything, we often manage
world-wrenching hubris about our wisdom?
Consider the six animals in the can. Anchovies are members of
the family Engraulidae, which range in size from a Brazilian
anchovy the size of your thumbnail to a ravenous New Guinea anchovy
as long as your forearm. Anchovies don't survive in captivity, and
they don't survive long after being netted, either, so we know
little about them--but the little we know is riveting:
--Their hearing is perhaps the sharpest of any marine animal's,
and the frequency they hear best is eerily, exactly the frequency
of the tailbeats of other fish. Is it with the aid of their
unimaginably crisp hearing that they manage to swim in darting
collectives that twist as one astonishing creature? We don't
know.