The debate is back on. But McCain’s political hijinks this week tend to make a person wonder: What’s next? The ol’ Maverick is bound to have a few more headline-making, “patriotic” tricks up his sleeve. Over at Slate, they’re playing the next-McCain-hail-mary guessing game, and it’s a fun one. Standouts from the list:
#1: Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
#3: Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
#7: Sex-change operation.
#9: Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.